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January 19, 2023

123 Most Clever and Funny Pumpkin Captions for Instagram You Can Use this Halloween

Put on your flannel-shirt combo, a toasty sweater, and a pair of boots, and we can get started with the best pumpkin captions on Instagram.

Khaycelyn Dimaano
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You can consider this article as your annual reminder that Halloween is just around the corner! Your Instagram feeds will soon be bombarded with the most incredible images and creative phrases.

Don't worry, I don't want you to be abandoned without the best pumpkin Instagram captions in the days leading up to Halloween.

These are the best pumpkin puns, pumpkin captions, as well as quotes to go with your pumpkin patch or pumpkin carving photos!

Although there are numerous tell-tale indicators that autumn has arrived — crisp air, piles of saturated-colored leaves — I know it's time to start feeling like fall when pumpkin carving pictures are all I can think about as soon as September ends.

Admittedly, it's a little early to break out the thick knits, but sweater weather is creeping up on us. Call me goofy, but I go crazy over pumpkins when the temperature cools and the leaves begin to change.

Without further ado, I will show you the most clever and funny pumpkin captions for Instagram!. Pumpkin pie, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin-colored outfits, pumpkin emoticons, pumpkins on the front porch, carved pumpkins on the bookshelves, and as usual, a day spent at the best pumpkin patche

Put on your flannel-shirt combo, a toasty sweater, and a pair of boots, and we can get started with the best pumpkin captions on Instagram.

Person Holding Jack O Lantern

Pumpkin pie, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin-colored outfits, pumpkin emoticons, pumpkins on the front porch, carved pumpkins on the bookshelves, and as usual, a day spent at the best pumpkin patches.

Put on your flannel-shirt combo, a toasty sweater, and a pair of boots, and we can get started with the best pumpkin captions on Instagram.

Spoilers ahead: they will help you with your pumpkin patch photos this coming October because it is the craziest season.


Check out these funny pumpkin captions to get your pumpkin moving!

Cute Halloween Decorations


  1. Welcome to our patch.

  1. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

  1. Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!

  1. Keep calm and buy pumpkins.

  1. This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit.

  1. Ready to squash.

  1. #PumpkinEverything.

  1. Pumpkin spice and chill.

  1. Let’s spice things up.

  1. I love pumpkin spice a latte.

  1. Trick or treat yo’ self.

  1. I love you a latte.

  1. Don’t even chai to talk to me.

  1. You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte.

  1. I’ve been thinking of you a latte.

  1. Cutie pie.

  1. Feast your eyes on this slice.

  1. I only have pies for you.

  1. Pie love spending time with you.

  1. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

  1. Pumpkin pie.

  1. How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!

  1. The smashing pumpkins.

  1.  #SquashGoals.

  1. Oh, my gourd. It’s already falling.

  1. Hay there!

  1. Wow, you’re jacked!

  1. Life is gourd.

  1. I’m hollow inside.

  1. This jack-o’-lantern is lit.

  1. Dear gourd!

  1. Carving out fun here!

  1. Hey Jack, this really is a Hollow-ween for you.

  1. You are the pick of the patch.

  1. #SquashGoals.

  1. Pun-kin patch!

  1. Cutest pumpkins in the patch.

  1. Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

  1. You really struck a gourd with me

  1. Gourd out of my mind.

  1. Great Pumpkin believer since 1966.

  1. World’s okayest pumpkin carver.

  1. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

  1. At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice.

  1. Pumped for pumpkins!

  1. Let’s carve out some fun.

  1. Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.

  1. Gourd of the rings.

  1. Catch me carving out a little fall fun.

  1. Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about!

  1. I’m ahead of the carve.

  1. Oh my gourd!

  1. Pumpkin is the spice of life.

  1. Looking gourd-geous, darling!

  1. Aw, pumpkin!

  1. I’m a pun king!

  1. Go big or gourd home, witch!

  1. Dear gourd!

  1. The smashing pumpkins.

  1. Have a gourd time!

  1. In fall, orange is my favorite color.

  1. It’s lit like a pumpkin spice candle.

  1. A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!

  1. Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie. Soon your love will be all mine!

  1. What’s cookin’ gourd lookin’?

  1. Carving the pumpkin!

  1. You really struck a gourd with me!

  1. This pumpkin’s got a lot of guts!

  1. The CUTEST pumpkin in the patch.

  1. One more pumpkin spice latte for the books.

  1. Carving good time!

  1. Welcome, Great Pumpkin.

  1. Pumpkin spice + everything nice.

  1. Don’t Go(urd) breakin’ my heart.

  1. Carving the pumpkin! Let’s go!

  1. Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!

  1. Oh my gourd, fall is the GOAT.

  1. Just BOOtiful.

  1. If you’ve got it, haunt it.

  1. You’ll always be my boo.

  1. Owning my basic witch-ness.

  1. Bow down, witches.

  1. Giving them pumpkin to talk about.

  1. Eat, drink, and be scary.

  1. Creep it real.

  1. I’m here for the boos.

  1. More pumpkin treats, please.

  1. No tricks just treats.

  1. Orange You Pumped for Autumn?

  1. Blood Type: Pumpkin Spice!

  1. Sugar and Pumpkin Spice and All Things Nice!

  1. Gone Pumpkin Pickin'.

  1. I Am the Pumpkin King!

  1. Gourd Out of my Mind.

  1. You Don't Know Jack-o'-Lantern!

  1. I'm Ahead of the Carve!

  1. Let's Pumpkin Spice Things Up Right Meow!

  1. I Only Have Pies for You.

  1. Fa-Boo-Lous.

  1. Go Big or Gourd Home.

Funniest Pumpkin Jokes for Your Instagram Uploads

Jack O'Lantern Ghost.

  1. Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

  1. Why was the jack-o'-lantern afraid? It had no guts.

  1. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

  1. What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out! Why did the pumpkin take a detour?  To avoid a seedy part of town.

  1. What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?  Hollow-een.

  1. Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.

  1. What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let's get smashed.

  1. What did George Strait say to the pumpkin? I'm Here for a Gourd Time.

  1. What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock-o-lantern.

  1. How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.

  1. What's the pumpkin's favorite Western? The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly

  1. What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? You look a little sick.

  1. Where does a pumpkin preach? From the pulp-it.

  1. Why was the jack-o'-lantern so forgetful? Because he's empty-headed.

  1. What do you call a group of pumpkin besties? #SquashGoals

  1. What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don't feel so gourd.

  1. What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie, everyone.

  1. Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart? A candle makes them bright.

  1. How did the jack-o'-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.

  1. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

  1. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life-gourd.

  1. What is black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin with a pumpkin.

  1. What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gourd!

Sources: https://www.countryliving.com/diy-crafts/g4668/pumpkin-quotes/?slide=29

https://captionsgram.com/best-pumpkin-quotes-and-puns-for-instagram/

https://xoxobella.com/36-gourd-geous-pumpkin-instagram-captions/

https://www.countryliving.com/life/entertainment/a32851785/pumpkin-jokes/

Conclusion

If you have any further suggestions for the funniest pumpkin Instagram captions that I must include on this list, please let me know by dropping your comments below.

These clever pumpkin puns and phrases will come in handy for all of your pumpkin patch photos this season!

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About the author
Khaycelyn Dimaano
Khaye is a full-time working mom. She juggles her responsibility as a full-time VA and writer while taking care of her four children.

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